40 Things to Do While You Are Bored During a Merger.

1. Copy a jellybean on the copy machine and tell everyone it is your ultrasound at 18 weeks.
2. Go to the webside www.engrish.com and laugh histerically till you snort and poot.
3. Play various FREE on line games.
4. Jingle all the change in your pockets till your co-workers want to jump out the window.
5. Put empty whiskey bottles around the office for sh*ts and giggles.
6. Turn your companies logo teddy bear into a voodoo doll.
7. Talk about your net-worth.
8. Count trips to the olive tree.
9. Place bets on how many people will still be here at noon.
10. Place pictures of co-workers "heads" on celebrities bodies.
11. Read the Breaking News on www. tmz.com. What has Britney done now??
12. Play hand tennis with packing tape.
13. Play "kick my shoe off".
14. See who can squeeze themselves into a box. the smaller the box the better.
15. Office pilates
16. Eat lots of gum and gummy things.
17. Draw faces on fruit of co -workers.
18. To Resume or not to Resume.
19. Be excited for any thing to do even if it is not work related.
20. Play name that tune for all the OLD classic TV shows
21. Have a Bejeweled competition.
22. Paint your fingernails. tomorrow will be toenails.
23. Draw doobies coming out of the mouth of your former CEO.
24. Put various "crap" in the purse of former co-workers.
25. Put dirty captions on the pictures of the UPS calendar.
26. Drink on the job.
27. Drink on the john.
28. Drink in your chair.
29. Drink in the copy room
30. Snort hand sanitizer to get high. You should try it if you haven't already!
31. Make up your own dialog to Maria Bartilomo's "After the Call".
32. Stare at co-workers to make them uncomfortable.
33. Nose around and look at other peoples computers to see what they are doing.
34. Tattle on your co-workers if a coke explodes in the freezer.
35. Instead of cleaning up the coke yourself, tell the boss and let a female clean it.
36. Learn the Obama Yomama dance.
37. Watch co-workers do "Hip Hop Abs".
38. Run up and down the stairs in 4 inch heels
39. Do cart-wheels along the trading floor
40. Imitate your co-workers while they are in the bathroom.